Had a dream that Stephanie Beatriz invited me to a B99 cast party and I woke up hella disappointed


Seth Meyers in VOGUE’s Grilled Cheese Showdown (x)

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grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80

mayawiig:

Favorite Celebs | Maya Rudolph

"I don’t think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls."

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If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
Kendra Wells  (via napsie)

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me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude

Every time Joanna Newsom asks, “Will you have one on me?” I tear up a little, idk why I just find it profound in some way


dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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momcrotch:

this makes me sick

momcrotch:

this makes me sick

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vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

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